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Do you Tweet?

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This micro blogging site is massive. There are now over 200 million users on Twitter and this number is rising every day! It now has real influence in the world.  I’m there. Follow me @dougpitchers . I’ll follow you back. But like every social media platform there are certain guidelines that you should observe. They’re not rule per se…but break them and you will suffer a digital polite silence. A few unfollows and you may just detect a pixilated vision of tumbleweed blowing across your screen.

So read these top ten tips of Twitter etiquette and you won’t go far wrong.

  1. Always add value.  Very important. What you tweet should add value to your followers day. Posts like “Wondering what to have for lunch” followed half an hour late by ”went for a sandwich” while this may be fascinating to yourself (really?) It is not as interesting to your followers who will then unfollow you. Probably. Unless it’s your Mum. Who will be glad you’re eating well.  Which leads me on to my next pont.
  2. Everyone can see what you’re tweeting. Your boss, your family, your friends.  So don’t write anything you don’t want broadcast to the world. Simple you would think. But people have and will in the future lose jobs over things they have tweeted.
  3. Don’t Overuse Hashtags These can broadcast your tweet to a wider audience by being posted on a number of threads related to you hash tagged word. But #Don’t #Overuse #Hashtags #in #Your #Tweets #It #Looks #Ridiculous #Stick #To #Three #or #Fewer. Need I say more?
  4.  A follow-back is nice, but it’s not required. You may be surprised by who decides to follow you. But that does not mean you have to follow them back.  Blindly following everyone will make you look like a robot. Be a little discerning. People will get an idea of you by who you follow. It’s not a bad idea to follow influential users and people who frequently retweet or comment on your post,  but not every single person.
  5. Avoid Negatvity. Criticism of a thing, a piece of media or soemthing inanimate is ok. If you knwo what you are talking about (please amke sure you do know at least a little bit or you will look like a plonker). Criticising individuals is not ok. Nothing good will com of it. Don’t go there.
  6.   Don’t auto DM people. (DM is direct message) Make it personal. I sometimes get a message saying how excited someone is to being followed by me. How they c can’t wait to see what I will tweet and how lovely life is and aren’t you looking lovely today. No. Make it personal or don’t send it. It’s no longer cool. If it ever was.
  7.   Number of tweets. Tricky one. Aim for about 4 or 5 a day. More than this you will risk clogging up people’s feed with just you and they will unfollow you just to shut up. I have had this. There were at least t 30 consecutive tweets from one person. I no longer follow them.  Less than 4 or 5 and you may seem standoffish or you have very little of interest to say.
  8. Don’t be an egghead. That’s the image you have (an egg!)  if you haven’t  personalised your profile.  Give your profile a bit of personality. You can add a lot of image your page. Don’t go overboard though.
  9. Self-promotion.  Twitter is a social networking site.  So a certain amount of shameless self-promotion is expected. But don’t make it just about you.  People will tire of it quickly. That means unfollowing. Engaging with other users and sharing material that doesn’t belong to you is as integral to the experience as the self-adulation. For every link of your own that you share, balance it out with two or three posts that engage with other users or share someone else’s content
  10. Don’t just lurk. You’ve signed up for a twitter account Get active!  Engage! You will need to start tweeting if you are hoping people will follow. If you don’t have anything interesting to say, how can you expect people to notice you? Start getting active on Twitter and engage with people.

Twitter can be fun. You need to be creative with why you say. You only have 140 characters to say it in. A lot can be said. It is strangely addictive. I come to Twitter more than I do Facebook these days…

Hope to see you there!

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Some home truths

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There are some universal truths you can rely on:  If a car drives past with its window open and music playing very loudly, it will be shit music, there’s always an unexpected item in the bagging area and your computer’s out of date.

But they don’t matter. Courtesy of the wonderful Helen Brencher these are the home truths that matter

1) Life is a steep, uphill battle but it’s fierce & it’s beautiful & you’ll be sad to see it go if you live it right.

2) New people won’t stop coming into your life and opportunities won’t stop knocking on the door but you need to have the space for them.

3) You should resolve to be awesome for the rest of your life. Right now. Do it.

4) Goals are not a January 1st kind of thing. Set them weekly. Set them monthly. Set them so that you are moving forward and always trying to progress. Life can grow stagnant without them… beware.

5) Confidence is a sexy thing. Guys dig it. Girls dig it. We all dig it.

6) Your spirit will never benefit from shallow people. You got to cut the toxic out of your life.

7) And if you make mean comments, and you talk about people behind their back without ever trying to love them or see where they are coming from, you might be the toxic one.  I’m not trying to burn you, just trying to say that relationships are too valuable to muddy them up with what you perceive to be the shortcomings of someone else.

8) I’ll drive the point home: gossip is shallow and stupid. Hobbies are better. Social good is best

9) Here’s the truth: you are going to waste a lot of hours focusing on who you are not, or who you want to secretly be. But you won’t ever wake up and actually be that person. You’ve got to embrace what you bring to the table. If you don’t like what that is, have the courage to change it.

10) The world does not revolve around us. Turns out that we are just little points of punctuation in a much bigger story glittered with periods & commas & dashes. How are you helping that story to be better? How are you being the best dang point of punctuation that you can be?

11) If you want to run a serious business, if you want people to take you seriously, then start your engine and sign out some library books. Business books are proof that God loves us

12) No matter how tech savvy we get, there is a need to say things to a person’s face. Please, for the love of lovelier things, have the courage to call someone up and verbalize your thoughts or meet for a coffee. Breaking a heart is hard stuff, stopping a relationship is never fun, but there will never be anything as loud as this statement: You are worth my words. You are worth my presence. You are worth, and will always be worth, more than just letters on a screen and a broken heart jammed in the crooks of an overflowing inbox. Face to face connections are fading faster, please don’t let them get away…

13) First impressions are important. Really.

14) No matter what kind of interview you are gearing up for, there are certain standards you should always hold yourself to: wearing something other than jeans, not talking out your phone during the interview, sending a handwritten note afterwards. An interview means you want something but it doesn’t mean they have to give it to you.

15) Regret is a real thing. It’s going to happen. It’s going to come clomp-clomp-clomping into your life at some point. Don’t hold onto things forever but learn from them and let the past go. The past will be a dictator if you let her.

16) Facebook is a tricky thing. This is an invitation to step back and ask yourself, should I really post that? In the days of diaries, we never had to worry about this. Now all that we say is a microphone so be very, very careful.

17) The victim song is never going to fit you. It will never be good enough for your lungs. It will never be good enough for your time. You are stronger than you know and more graceful than you know. Don’t let the parts of you that want to be a victim live on any longer. You’ve got a voice… you’ve got a story… Do us all a favour and use it. Without any apologies. Without any stepping back

Great thanks to Helen.  And:

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